Monday, July 02, 2007
Urgent! Late Breaking News!
We interrupt your regularly scheduled knitting to bring you this breaking story from Minnesota. Sources tell us that a Twin Cities knitter has violated the conditions of her WIP/UFO finishing probation. An unnamed informant supplied us with the following photo, which shows an unidentified FO in her possession.
We received this additional exclusive photo, showing the source of inspiration of her latest Startitis infraction.
We contacted the suspect for an explanation but she was unavailable for comment. According to inside sources, she allegedly was working on a star fish pattern, supplied by the same dealer, and couldn't be bothered to speak with us.
Stay tuned for further late breaking reports. We now return you to your regularly scheduled knitting.